Hmm

I feel like this blog is gettin boring. .why?pms. .wait,im a dude. .nevrmind. .soo. .im trying to make this post a lil bit different,hehe. .y know,since i was a kid,i was always jealous of the people who makes people laugh. .and so i did a study and im about to share u the techniques i found which can be used in Brunei xD =

1.Exaggeration. "gila bebau jua kau smpai tshut down idungku"
2.RUPANYA/PADAHAL/EKSIN TIA . "eh gay jua justin bieber ane,whoo!" "eksin tia pdhal dbliknya abis brakat poster jb arah dinding ah" this can be used to 'punch' sumone,hehe. .and the ARGUEMENT will start.
3.BELURUS. . "makan lagi wah" "nda eh,parutku mana sama mcm parutmu!" "ofcoz lah nda sama,ndakn sama x,jauh bezanya" "eawah brapa kilometer jauhnya ah?". .this may be the end to the 'talk' but i would say " kira tia ulehmu " andd,the people wud laugh,hopefully. .
4.Impression. .u act lyk ur somebody else,and basically make fun of em. .it doesnt have to be someone real,the person cud be fictional. .i used act as my math teacher and laughed with my friend. .aaaaand we failed the test xp lesson learned
5.comparison. .aah,this one is common. .u can compare a person to something UNEXPECTED so it would make an impact,like "wow cute jua muamu ane mcm kucing" vs "wow cute jua muamu ane mcm mickey mouse" . .so u can joke AND flatter at the same time,2in1. .Hehe
these arent the only techniques,theres a LOT rely. .i just dnt noe how to explain or maybe im just too lazy,SORRY. .

you know what?i think this post is stupid. .hahah,i mean WHO AM I to even talk about this. .im nt lyk a super duper funny dude or wat so eva. .hmm. .anyway,lets just continue xp

soo. .ANYBODY can be funny,u dnt need to know those techniques. .All you need is creativity,a lil bit of insensitivity,confidence. .aaand know when to joke which kind of joke and to different type of people. .and if the joke is FUNNY or LAME,the people is the judge. .what i usually do is,when someone says something,theres a lot of things that pop in my thoughts and if i find something funny and appropriate i would spit it out. .its simple. .its just a matter of trial n error. .experiment with the people,no u dnt need to have a lab. .

So. .i think this is it for now,i hope u find it useful. .hehe. .next time i'd do a post on HOW TO WIN IN AN ARGUMENT. .aah,this wud b more intrsting and something i know more about and good at. .ok,assalamualaikum and peace xD